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Come on, own up, who was it?

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    Come on, own up, who was it?

    On second thoughts I'm not sure we want to know

    Man caught wanking over Alan Sugar's autobiography
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    Lord Alan, who has been wasting lots of time being shouty at Piers Morgan on Twitter, offered his own thoughts about the sorry incident this morning.

    "Pervert Caught Pleasuring Himself In Library While Reading my Book Mixing business with pleasure | The Sun |News mixing business with pleasure? Piers was that you?"

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      #3
      Why didn't the winker buy his own copy?

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        #4
        I wonder
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Why didn't the winker buy his own copy?
          He'd spent it all on Pot Noodles?
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            Poor bloke.....spent his entire wad on an Alan Sugar book.....

            Wonder if he shouted "I've fired" at the end......

            Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
              LOL. Very good!!!
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Poor bloke.....spent his entire wad on an Alan Sugar book.....

                Wonder if he shouted "I've fired" at the end......

                Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
                Excellent!
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  Not me.

                  I did knock one out over a Deborah Meaden book, before shouting 'I'm in' at the last moment.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Can't wait for Gordon Brown's imminent tome. That's got to be worth cracking one off to.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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