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Favourite non-sweary swear word(s)

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    Favourite non-sweary swear word(s)

    Bell end.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    Knob
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Onanist
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Arsewipe
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Oxygen thief
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          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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            #6
            On the training course this week I was having a rant during a coffee break and was exclaiming how something is

            "A right load of old b <pause> bobbins!"

            I've never used that before.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Trossachs
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Clucking bells and ballcocks.

                Bar Steward.

                Tulip.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  On the training course this week I was having a rant during a coffee break and was exclaiming how something is

                  "A right load of old b <pause> bobbins!"

                  I've never used that before.
                  "Bobbins" is properly used adjectivally, and is supposedly an obscure bit of Lancashire rhyming slang. "Cotton bobbins" -> "Rotten". I am a bit sceptical.


                  Mine: Christ on a Bike

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                    #10
                    Cleats (as in a kick in the ...)
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