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Sledge Personality of the Year

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    Sledge Personality of the Year

    It's spelt MarillionFan

    Capital M. Capital F.

    Anyone want a sledge. I've just had delivered 168.

    Only 168
    167
    164
    163
    161
    158
    157......
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    If I were I'd be selling salt and sand...

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      If I were I'd be selling salt and sand...
      I assume you're saying 'If I were you'

      Alexei. You can't even get delivery of a sofa. Stop kidding yourself.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        You can't even get delivery of a sofa.
        Reluctantly I decided to wait a few months for so-called "sales"

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Reluctantly I decided to wait a few months for so-called "sales"
          Ah! Yes. The sales.

          When sofas come down to their real prices and you'll have to wait until April to get delivery.

          Why don't you buy some of these to tie you over?

          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            you'll have to wait until April to get delivery.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Ah! Yes. The sales.

              When sofas come down to their real prices and you'll have to wait until April to get delivery.

              Why don't you buy some of these to tie you over?




              tide


              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                tide


                I know what I was writing.

                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Reluctantly I decided to wait a few months for so-called "sales"
                  Boxing Day. You still won't be able to take a sofa home but at least you can have fun asking them why, if it is a clearance sale, it still takes two months to deliver.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    So?

                    How many sledges left now?
                    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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