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    Spending Christmas with the family ?

    Another boring Christmas spent with relatives. As usual The Mash has the answer.

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    #2
    Be happy if you have famly to spend it with
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #3
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      Be happy if you have famly to spend it with
      WSS

      My wife would love to spend more 'boring' Christmases with her mum.
      Beer
      is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
      Benjamin Franklin

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        #4
        Originally posted by Coalman View Post
        WSS

        My wife would love to spend more 'boring' Christmases with her mum.
        Death comes to us all. Soon enough your wife will be able to spend all eternity with her mother.

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          #5
          I rather like my family and quite enjoy spending time with them
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Death comes to us all. Soon enough your wife will be able to spend all eternity with her mother.
            Technically correct but as humane as the tax man
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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              #7
              Families. Yech.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                I rather like my family and quite enjoy spending time with them
                I quite like most of mine (as long as sobriety is not required and I don't have to entertain)
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                  #9
                  WPS.

                  I look forward to the time off and spending it with family.

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                    #10
                    Mine aren't too bad - that said, I'm having a Christmas off and spending it here

                    Although we will still prob see a lot of my sis as she is staying here too.
                    Bazza gets caught
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