Last minute chrimbo prezzies

[MrMark]

For Vince Cable - the book "what colour is your parachute?"

Gordon Brown - a rocking chair. What? He's already got one? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Our own AtW - a very long book. Just in case his flight is delayed...

[AtW]

Our own AtW - a very long book. Just in case his flight is delayed...

Make it "War and Peace"

[cailin maith]

AtW are you going to Russia?

[AtW]

AtW are you going to Russia?

Soviet Russia.

[cailin maith]

Soviet Russia.

Ah you will be grand - going home is like penance, you'll spend less time in purgatory for it It's all good.

[AtW]

I don't have much confidence in Heathrow recovering by Monday next week, but then again I am terrified of flying anyway so maybe it would work out well afterall

[cailin maith]

I don't have much confidence in Heathrow recovering by Monday next week, but then again I am terrified of flying anyway so maybe it would work out well afterall

You need drugs - go to the Dr, get some valium, take a handful when you get on the flight. Trust me, you'll be out for the count.

[AtW]

You need drugs

Nah, all I need is you to hold my hand during the flight and listen to my confessions - 4 hours should be enough.

[cailin maith]

Nah, all I need is you to hold my hand during the flight and listen to my confessions - 4 hours should be enough.

You do realise that if I'm holding one hand, chances are Spod will be holding the other

[Cliphead]

...but then again I am terrified of flying anyway so maybe it would work out well afterall

You should be. Spent some time with Air Accident Investigation Branch a few years ago and that was an eye opener.

HTH