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He knows when you've been bad or good - See what Santa thinks you deserve

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    He knows when you've been bad or good - See what Santa thinks you deserve

    Santa's List Hacked

    Looks like some forum members have been naghty.

    NotAllThere edit: Possibly NSFW

    #2
    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Santa's List Hacked

    Looks like some forum members have been naghty.
    What's that, like a horse?
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      I got an ASBO.

      Just for a change
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        Ah..... I was going to forward this to my daughter and mother, until it said

        <daughter's name>
        This year you have been worse than last year,
        and for Christmas you will be receiving
        a cock into your eagerly waiting mouth.

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          #5
          This year you have been
          a butt munch,
          and for Christmas you will be receiving
          gout, you over indulgent **** nugget.

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            #6
            <daughter's name>

            This year you have been
            a time-waster,
            and for Christmas you will be receiving
            a foot job from Cheryl Cole.

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              #7
              Shaunbhoy.
              This year you have been
              even better than last year,
              and for Christmas you will be receiving
              an incurable case of genital warts.
              How very festive!!!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                I got

                MarillionFan. You played a beauty this Xmas and buying all those sledges was a stroke of genius. You are a God/.

                Which was nice.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  This year you have been
                  very bad,
                  and for Christmas you will be receiving
                  a small bottle of Ronald McDonald's jizz
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    This year you have been
                    simply ace,
                    and for Christmas you will be receiving
                    a spoonful of Bono's dick cheese.

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