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PRC1964
22nd December 2010, 21:03
Santa's List Hacked (http://www.santaslisthacked.com/)

Looks like some forum members have been naghty.

NotAllThere edit: Possibly NSFW

Ruprect
22nd December 2010, 21:24
Santa's List Hacked (http://www.santaslisthacked.com/)

Looks like some forum members have been naghty.

What's that, like a horse?

Cliphead
22nd December 2010, 21:27
I got an ASBO.

Just for a change :rolleyes:

Platypus
22nd December 2010, 21:41
Ah..... I was going to forward this to my daughter and mother, until it said

<daughter's name>
This year you have been worse than last year,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a cock into your eagerly waiting mouth.

:eek:

fckvwls
22nd December 2010, 21:43
This year you have been
a butt munch,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
gout, you over indulgent **** nugget.

fckvwls
22nd December 2010, 21:44
<daughter's name>

This year you have been
a time-waster,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a foot job from Cheryl Cole.

shaunbhoy
22nd December 2010, 22:00
Shaunbhoy.
This year you have been
even better than last year,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
an incurable case of genital warts.



How very festive!!!

:eek

MarillionFan
22nd December 2010, 22:08
I got

MarillionFan. You played a beauty this Xmas and buying all those sledges was a stroke of genius. You are a God/.

Which was nice.

VectraMan
22nd December 2010, 22:49
This year you have been
very bad,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a small bottle of Ronald McDonald's jizz

:eek

realityhack
22nd December 2010, 23:26
This year you have been
simply ace,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a spoonful of Bono's dick cheese.

:sick

Halo Jones
23rd December 2010, 08:01
I got
This year you have been F****** Awesome
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a cock into your eagerly waiting mouth.

Looks like BGG is having a nice Crimbo :wink

Churchill
23rd December 2010, 08:12
I got
This year you have been F****** Awesome
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a cock into your eagerly waiting mouth.

Looks like BGG is having a nice Crimbo :wink


Board Game Geek.
This year you have been
a horrendous twat,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
the gift of sodomy.

Whatever floats his boat... :wink

chef
23rd December 2010, 08:50
chef.
This year you have been
a bit of a **** (rhymes with twunt),
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a date with a Piers Morgan lookalike.

I think I've got Sas' present :eyes

Pondlife
23rd December 2010, 09:24
Pondlife.
This year you have been
a f*ckhead,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Jesus into your life, you needy tw@t.
:eek:

Do you reckon I can exchange it at M&S?

FiveTimes
23rd December 2010, 09:24
Fivetimes.
This year you have been
a bit of a nob,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a visit from some really ******* annoying Jehova's Witnesses.

sasguru
23rd December 2010, 09:27
I think I've got Sas' present :eyes

Nah.

Sasguru.
This year you have been
terrible in bed, :winker:
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a compliment from Phil Collins

d000hg
23rd December 2010, 12:16
D000hg.
This year you have been
corrupt and disloyal,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a compliment from Phil Collins. :frown

d000hg
23rd December 2010, 12:17
How ironic:


Cuk.
This year you have been
too whiney for words,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
sweet s***-all, you f***-valve.

cailin maith
23rd December 2010, 12:27
I get a night out with Kerry Katona :ind

Fab.

MarillionFan
23rd December 2010, 12:32
I get a night out with Kerry Katona :ind

Fab.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4&feature=related

Pondlife
23rd December 2010, 13:00
I get a night out with Kerry Katona :ind

Fab.

A night on the coke and an Iceland 70pc Indian party pack.

I'd take your purse if I were you.

EternalOptimist
23rd December 2010, 13:06
Wow

I can look forward to thirty lashes on the bare bum with a scented bootlace, plus a cucumber felching session
and I havent even been to the santa website yet



:rolleyes:

cailin maith
23rd December 2010, 13:07
Wow

I can look forward to thirty lashes on the bare bum with a scented bootlace, plus a cucumber felching session
and I havent even been to the santa website yet



:rolleyes:

:laugh

cailin maith
23rd December 2010, 13:08
A night on the coke and an Iceland 70pc Indian party pack.

I'd take your purse if I were you.

Sound advice but she is a scouser... not sure I want her to know I have me purse with me :wink

MaryPoppins
23rd December 2010, 13:22
It's spooky how it knows:

MARY POPPINS.
This year you have been totally unpleasant to be around, and for Christmas you will be receiving an audience with Robbie Williams.

MarillionFan
23rd December 2010, 13:23
Marillionfan.
This year you have been
too loud and brash,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a date with Ross from Friends.

TinTrump
23rd December 2010, 13:38
TinTrump.
This year you have been
unpleasant on every level,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Gary Glitter's rough-guide to Veitnam.

:sick

eek
23rd December 2010, 14:43
Eek.
This year you have been
a God-damn mentallist
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a tit-wank from Holly Willoughby


At least it answers the tits or face question.

GreenLabel
23rd December 2010, 15:12
GreenLabel.
This year you have been
a little too masculine,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a tour of a Chilean mine.

mudskipper
23rd December 2010, 15:13
Ooh - I get a royal wedding invite. That should fetch a few quid on ebay.

amcdonald
23rd December 2010, 15:15
This year you have been behaving like a spoit child,
and for Christmas you will be receiving an evening with Bette Midler

I didn't know Bette went Dogging ?

darmstadt
23rd December 2010, 16:03
Forum:


Darmstadt.
This year you have been
an arse wipe,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Literally nothing.

Real:


This year you have been
terrible in bed,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a vigorous fisting from your favourite uncle.