View Full Version : The official Christmas cracker joke thread

24th December 2010, 17:01
Q Why did the rooster crow before daybreak?
A His cluck was too fast.

Q What is a parrot stuffed with
A Pollyfilla.

Q Who invented fireworks?
A Some bright spark.

Q Why are ghosts so very bad at lying?
A You can see right through them

Q How do you make an apple puff?
A Chase it around the garden.

More tomorrow. :wave:

24th December 2010, 17:18
How do snowmen get home for Christmas?
They ride an icicle.