Q Why did the rooster crow before daybreak?
A His cluck was too fast.
Q What is a parrot stuffed with
A Pollyfilla.
Q Who invented fireworks?
A Some bright spark.
Q Why are ghosts so very bad at lying?
A You can see right through them
Q How do you make an apple puff?
A Chase it around the garden.
More tomorrow.
A His cluck was too fast.
Q What is a parrot stuffed with
A Pollyfilla.
Q Who invented fireworks?
A Some bright spark.
Q Why are ghosts so very bad at lying?
A You can see right through them
Q How do you make an apple puff?
A Chase it around the garden.
More tomorrow.
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