And so it starts..

[MarillionFan]

Family/In-law christmas is here.

Two sister-in-laws both in high powered corporate management jobs attempting to jockey for position on how Xmas today should be organised for the kids!

Do they open their stockings on their own or do they wait? Do they get dressed first? What is the shower roster? Do they open some presents first? Breakfast first? Champagne first?

The father in law - ex MD of a large Corp. Oh we do this way/we should organise it that way.

Another family member already pissed and started an argument.

Me. Lets just play it by ear, after all it is everyones Xmas.

Where's the icon?

[milanbenes]

evening MF,

merry Christmas EVERYBODY

all the best

and greetings from nice coat that jacket

crikey, the old bridge costs £5.50 a go these days !!

Milan.

[scooterscot]

Quick raid the wine cellar, with any luck you'll come round sometime in the new year.

[mudskipper]

Still 'rapping chez k2p2 - do we really need special 'Santa' paper - our youngest is 13 ffs!

[AtW]

The father in law - ex MD of a large Corp. Oh we do this way/we should organise it that way.

Yes, and just WTF are you?

Pathetic Crystal Reports hack, Excel monkey (one of those with red arse), failed tat shop owner - ffs - bow to your dad in law and thank him from the bottom of your heart for all the advice he contributed!

FFS, kids these days.

[Zippy]

Family/In-law christmas is here.

Two sister-in-laws both in high powered corporate management jobs attempting to jockey for position on how Xmas today should be organised for the kids!

Do they open their stockings on their own or do they wait? Do they get dressed first? What is the shower roster? Do they open some presents first? Breakfast first? Champagne first?

The father in law - ex MD of a large Corp. Oh we do this way/we should organise it that way.

Another family member already pissed and started an argument.

Me. Lets just play it by ear, after all it is everyones Xmas.

Where's the icon?

That was you wasn't it?

[AtW]

That was you wasn't it?

Yes.

[Zippy]

Yes.

I hope you are not at work. Go to church FFS!

[AtW]

I hope you are not at work. Go to church FFS!

Nah I am at home, next door to you.

[Zippy]

Nah I am at home, next door to you.

Oh, OK. I wondered who was poncing off our wireless router.