Bunny boiler avidance

[Wilmslow]

Managed to avoid her over Christmas, but now I am back until the new year there is no escape.

Going to have to bite the bullet and end things this evening, or spend tomorrow night with the snoring warthog.

She is gaining week after week on Slimming World, so wanting plenty of sexercise to help her out.

This is not a good week......

[Clippy]

Prove this is real.

[d000hg]

Get her to dump you, might be less problems longer-term.

[shaunbhoy]

Managed to avoid her over Christmas, but now I am back until the new year there is no escape.

Going to have to bite the bullet and end things this evening, or spend tomorrow night with the snoring warthog.

She is gaining week after week on Slimming World, so wanting plenty of sexercise to help her out.

This is not a good week......

Sign her up for an Alpha Course. Within days she will become so intolerant she will ditch you at the double

HTH

Cardinal Biggles

[Wilmslow]

Get her to dump you, might be less problems longer-term.

I like idea.

Now, I just need a plan to execute this........

I did try a few weeks back - she thinks that I used a De Vere hotels service for getting me female sleeping companions while working away in Glasgow, so this would have to be a fairly hefty plan....

She sad that provided this was just what businessmen do when working away and I have not paid for sex outside the hotel this is all okay. Seriously.

[Platypus]

She sad that provided this was just what businessmen do when working away and I have not paid for sex outside the hotel this is all okay. Seriously.

Seriously?

Ok, then tell her that you use prostitutes on a regular basis.

Or suggest some disgusting act which is bound to put her off, e.g. "please dress up as my mummy and wipe my botty for me"

Yuech I'm disgusted with myself for even thinking of it

[Wilmslow]

Seriously?

Ok, then tell her that you use prostitutes on a regular basis.

Or suggest some disgusting act which is bound to put her off, e.g. "please dress up as my mummy and wipe my botty for me"

Yuech I'm disgusted with myself for even thinking of it

Yes, very seriously. She also thinks I used to be in courts for GBH and are reformed. I was in court once for speeding, and a scamming carpet company, but nothing else!

She already looks very mother / matron without the dressing up....

I know - something to do with the cat. She sees the cat as getting between us. (Remember the me or the cat moment). Now, I have a few thoughts......

[Platypus]

I know - something to do with the cat. She sees the cat as getting between us. (Remember the me or the cat moment). Now, I have a few thoughts......

Say goodbye to your cat

[d000hg]

Get her to dump you, might be less problems longer-term.

I like idea.

Sign her up for an Alpha Course. Within days she will become so intolerant she will ditch you at the double

Start bumming men. SB will be your friend. Actually, bum SB and everyone's a winner.

[suityou01]

Start bumming men. SB will be your friend. Actually, bum SB and everyone's a winner.