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A man walks into a bar, and notices in the corner a tiny man playing the piano. The barman tells him the little man had appeared when he rubbed the magic lamp at the end of the bar. So the customer rubs the lamp, makes a wish, and a million ducks appear. "A million ducks?", he says, "I asked for a million bucks". "I know", says the barman, "you think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist".
I thought about this long and hard, and decided the subject was too big to chew on, and my post would probably just be gobbled up
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
The lens cap was stuck on my camera earlier, but a few quick twists of the wrist and it came off in a couple of seconds... Mind you I haven't had it off in ages, so it was very stiff this morning"
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."
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