Oh joy

[EternalOptimist]

I've been waiting all year (3 fkng years in fcnkg fact) for some spare time

to do things that I want to do. today, the missuss went to work, I stayed in bed (unheard of) and went back to sleep.

then i lazily got up and went down

the coffee was there,

and then I did it !!!

I made a cheese and tomato toastie

and a cheese and onion toastie

I put the news on and scoffed them


oh joy

[Cretin]

I've been waiting all year (3 fkng years in fcnkg fact) for some spare time

to do things that I want to do. today, the missuss went to work, I stayed in bed (unheard of) and went back to sleep.

then i lazily got up and went down

the coffee was there,

and then I did it !!!

I made a cheese and tomato toastie

and a cheese and onion toastie

I put the news on and scoffed them


oh joy

Living the dream my friend, living the deam.

[wobbegong]

Living the dream my friend, living the deam.

You avatar looks like Rose West face to face with a black trouser snake. Is it?