Unnecessarily cheerful people.

[MarillionFan]

Just been to a shopping centre where we put the kids on a ride. My missus went in one cart with the little darlings.

On the ride was a fat cheerful women in her late 30s. She proceeded to gurn, go 'ooooo', 'ahhhh' at all the kids. One 10 year old looked particularly perplexed.

With hands in the air waving, then clapping like a seal she reminded me of a young village idiotess.

When we got off she talked to the missus. What a cute child. 'Ahhhh','oooooo' and when talking to us she continued to throw her arms in the air and left with a cheerful 'Have a good year. Be happy'

Fook orfff!

[AtW]

Just been to a shopping centre

Ever thought of having shop there?

Your wife could have run it and kids could have begged customers at the doors to enter it?

Just an idea like.

[MarillionFan]

Ever thought of having shop there?

Your wife could have run it and kids could have begged customers at the doors to enter it?

Just an idea like.

Stupid comment. I'm not having my kids beg!

The boy will either be a chimney sweep or pickpocket and I've got the girl lined up with a nice Eastern European chap who runs a massage parlour in Soho.

Beg! How dare you.

[AtW]

The boy will either be a chimney sweep or pickpocket and I've got the girl lined up with a nice Eastern European chap who runs a massage parlour in Soho.

And your wife?

[MarillionFan]

And your wife?

Which one?

Meneleus.

[AtW]

Which one?

Meneleus.

Thanks for cheering me up!

Now back to SKA - need to parallelise one single threaded bit of code that runs way too slowly now

[shaunbhoy]

need to parallelise one single threaded bit of code that runs way too slowly now

If you ever suss it out, try applying a similar fix to your comprehension filters.

HTH

[AtW]

If you ever suss it out

That's nearly done - instead of 36 hours it should now run under 36 minutes...

[MarillionFan]

That's nearly done - instead of 36 hours it should now run under 36 minutes...

Still some way to go mate. Google returns a search in tenths of a second. But good luck.

[d000hg]

Just been to a shopping centre where we put the kids on a ride. My missus went in one cart with the little darlings.

On the ride was a fat cheerful women in her late 30s. She proceeded to gurn, go 'ooooo', 'ahhhh' at all the kids. One 10 year old looked particularly perplexed.

With hands in the air waving, then clapping like a seal she reminded me of a young village idiotess.

When we got off she talked to the missus. What a cute child. 'Ahhhh','oooooo' and when talking to us she continued to throw her arms in the air and left with a cheerful 'Have a good year. Be happy'

Fook orfff!

It must be tough for you seeing people who are happy, Mr. Scrooge.