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Britain's answer to the $6,000,000 man

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    Britain's answer to the $6,000,000 man

    Broken heart made world's fattest man Paul Mason 70 stone but cost taxpayer £1m | Mail Online

    #2
    Well, that's my plan b sorted then - come on down, bacon butties, and give me your sackload of food tokens!
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
      Well, that's my plan b sorted then - come on down, bacon butties, and give me your sackload of food tokens!
      A potential Plan B is making/selling supersized everyday items for fatties such as chairs, beds etc.

      And coffins:

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        #4
        Did anyone notice the man is naked?

        Me neither until I looked a second time just now. Either that or his pants have disappeared.

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          #5
          Its not funny unfortunately friend of my wife's passed away a few years ago weighing about 38 stone.

          Mostly due to psychiatric issues but the thing I never understood was how she gained weight in hospital. I would have thought a diet would have been one of the easiest things to administer to the morbidly obese bed ridden.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Did anyone notice the man is naked?

            Me neither until I looked a second time just now. Either that or his pants have disappeared.
            Two questions?

            Who feeds these people? and who pays for the food that they consume?
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #7
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              Two questions?

              Who feeds these people? and who pays for the food that they consume?
              I think you already know the answer to that one chubs.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                I think you already know the answer to that one chubs.
                less of the "chubs" shorty
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  Two questions?

                  Who feeds these people?
                  I agree. Whenever I see these shows I ask myself the same question. I assume the carers or relatives cook up the burgers and fries and serve them, but if they tried to escort him to Dignitas they'd be arrested. Flippin' barmy!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I agree. Whenever I see these shows I ask myself the same question. I assume the carers or relatives cook up the burgers and fries and serve them, but if they tried to escort him to Dignitas they'd be arrested. Flippin' barmy!
                    'uman rights, init?

                    What would you do? Starve them?

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