Amsterdam visit

[Wilmslow]

Had an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.

I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).

Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.

[RichardCranium]

It seems a long way to go to watch your mate have a wank.

[Pondlife]

It seems a long way to go to watch your mate have a wank.

Well it's a bit more upmarket than their usual sharing of a toilet cubicle.

[Churchill]

Had an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.

I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).

Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.

What does your girlfriend think about your mutual masturbation session with your mate?

[DimPrawn]

What does your girlfriend think about your mutual masturbation session with your mate?

Do you wank your own or each others?

[Churchill]

Do you wank your own or each others?

Don't know mate. Waiting for the answer from our international jetsetting friend.

[MarillionFan]

What's wrong with Chatroulette?

[Churchill]

What's wrong with Chatroulette?

Err at a guess, it's populated by people like you?

[Clippy]

Do you wank your own or each others?

He sits on his hand until it goes numb and then has a tommy tank whilst imagining Anne Widdicombe on Strictly.

[minestrone]

Had an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.

I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).

Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.

I am going to vomit.