Mailman - My contract finishes tomorrow, is there anything I need to do before then?
Orange Chumps (OC, with heavy Indian accent) - Yes sir, you need to give us 30 days notice.
Mailman - For what?
OC - That you want to end your contract.
Mailman - Why am I doing that, my contract quite clearly says that the final day for the contractual relationship between Orange and myself ends on the 22nd.
OC - The T&C's says you have to give us 30 days notice if you want to leave Orange.
Mailman - No they dont, the contract says our contract ends tomorrow.
OC - Sorry sir, you have to give us 30 days.
Mailman - Im looking at the contract now, there is no mention of a 30 day notice period!
OC - Sorry sir, our T&C's are clear that you have to give us 30 days.
Mailman - So clear that I cant see? Let me speak to a supervisor.
OC - There are none here.
Mailman - Is there a number I can call to speak to a supervisor?
OC - No sir, we will have to call you back.
For fecks sake...why is nothing in this country straight forward!
No wonder you feckers no longer rule the world!
Mailman
Orange Chumps (OC, with heavy Indian accent) - Yes sir, you need to give us 30 days notice.
Mailman - For what?
OC - That you want to end your contract.
Mailman - Why am I doing that, my contract quite clearly says that the final day for the contractual relationship between Orange and myself ends on the 22nd.
OC - The T&C's says you have to give us 30 days notice if you want to leave Orange.
Mailman - No they dont, the contract says our contract ends tomorrow.
OC - Sorry sir, you have to give us 30 days.
Mailman - Im looking at the contract now, there is no mention of a 30 day notice period!
OC - Sorry sir, our T&C's are clear that you have to give us 30 days.
Mailman - So clear that I cant see? Let me speak to a supervisor.
OC - There are none here.
Mailman - Is there a number I can call to speak to a supervisor?
OC - No sir, we will have to call you back.
For fecks sake...why is nothing in this country straight forward!
No wonder you feckers no longer rule the world!
Mailman
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