Ooooer Mrs.
Apparently it causes cancer.
Then again, what doesn't these days?
Apparently it causes cancer.
Then again, what doesn't these days?
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What nonsense! How can just talking about it cause cancer?
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Aural sex is a no-no as well I understand.
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I never heard that.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAural sex is a no-no as well I understand.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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the missus mentioned this over a year ago so we stopped doing it.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOoooer Mrs.
Apparently it causes cancer.
Then again, what doesn't these days?
still get a bj three times a week though, and i dont have to pull those little hairs out of me teeth, so who cares ?
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I'm not sure getting the dog to lick pedigree chum off your todger counts as a BJ.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthe missus mentioned this over a year ago so we stopped doing it.
still get a bj three times a week though, and i dont have to pull those little hairs out of me teeth, so who cares ?
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If I deflate it and wash it, will that make the doll safe?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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If you want to know what does/does not cause cancer then you need The Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project
(Luckily it's been restarted)
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I believe the correct response would be:
Al'roight spaar, yeah, blowjobs? They are safe as **** man."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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