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    Headache

    I've got a headache.

    I've googled it.

    This symptom could be caused by an underlying structural problem in the head or neck.
    Or bleeding in the brain.
    Or a brain tumour.
    Or meningitis.
    Or encephalitis.

    I've taken a couple of paracetamol. I hope it gets better soon.

    #2
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I've got a headache.

    I've googled it.

    This symptom could be caused by an underlying structural problem in the head or neck.
    Or bleeding in the brain.
    Or a brain tumour.
    Or meningitis.
    Or encephalitis.

    I've taken a couple of paracetamol. I hope it gets better soon.
    It could also be swineflu. That goes on for weeks
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      It could also be swineflu. That goes on for weeks
      You're a cheery little soul aren't you?

      She's probably just been thinking too hard.
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        You're a cheery little soul aren't you?

        She's probably just been thinking too hard.
        You mean she finally figured out how to open that cheese slice?

        <psst, you don't have to trim the edges of the plastic and peel apart, it is wrapped around. Pass it on>
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          It could also be swineflu. That goes on for weeks
          Or years in your case.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

            I've got a headache.

            I've googled it.

            This symptom could be caused by an underlying structural problem in the head or neck.
            Or bleeding in the brain.
            Or a brain tumour.
            Or meningitis.
            Or encephalitis.

            I've taken a couple of paracetamol. I hope it gets better soon.
            Maybe you just need specs
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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Maybe you just need specs
              Now that IS depressing!

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                #8
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Now that IS depressing!
                Every time I hear an adult saying they are sad they need specs, the 10-year old "blind speccy four-eyes" inside me says:


                Good. Fu@k you. Enjoy adjusting. I know you won't.


                Which is odd, because I wasn't that nasty when I was 10. So I don't know who this foul-mouthed little sod is.

                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Every time I hear an adult saying they are sad they need specs, the 10-year old "blind speccy four-eyes" inside me says:


                  Good. Fu@k you. Enjoy adjusting. I know you won't.


                  Which is odd, because I wasn't that nasty when I was 10. So I don't know who this foul-mouthed little sod is.

                  I had glasses from when I was four, so I know what you're on about there.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I had glasses from when I was four, so I know what you're on about there.
                    And you're even more bitter than me. I wonder what this all means?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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