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Another asset to the community from sunny Somalia.

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    Another asset to the community from sunny Somalia.

    Asylum seeker jailed over benefits - News - Virgin Media

    Does anything good ever come out of that tuliphole?

    That doesn't work any more (well it's fecking Bransoned so wtf do you expect?).

    Try this instead:

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?clie...UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
    Last edited by zeitghost; 23 April 2017, 12:06.

    #2
    Somalia does wonders for car recylcling in the UK

    They steal them over here and strip them for parts to be sent over

    So I'm sure warmists, lentil lovers and greenies love Somalia
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Asylum seeker jailed over benefits - News - Virgin Media

      Does anything good ever come out of that tuliphole?
      Sweden is a tuliphole? Anyway you got to hand it to her, she certainly has guts...and like a true woman...denied everything.
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        #4
        Did a gig a couple of years ago with a fellow from Somalia. He was well educated, well spoken and not a bad worker for a permie. Very devout muslim and perfectly harmless. His dad had left the country because it was becoming increasingly lawless.

        we used to go for thursday lunchtime curries and have competitiions to see who could get the most curry permutations on our 'all you can eat for £10 plate'

        happy days
        nice guy


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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          we used to go for thursday lunchtime curries and have competitiions to see who could get the most curry permutations on our 'all you can eat for £10 plate'

          happy days
          nice guy


          Who used to win?

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            #6
            Her email application to the Home Office should have given her away
            I is writin to you with a proposition that must be kept coFidetiul. I wus gang raped in Somalia. In order for meto be an asset to your country you will need to pay a deposit of £250,000 into a nutral country’s bank such as (Sweden)…
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Another case, this time a home grown cheat.

              A benefits cheat who falsely claimed income support of almost £50,000 has escaped jail and will take 106 years to pay back the cash.

              Mother-of-three Lee-Anne Jennings, 42, from Southampton, claimed the money for nearly five years but did not tell the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) her husband had moved back in.

              She is now paying it back voluntarily at £9 a week, which will take 106 years, the Southern Daily Echo reported.


              Brilliant system to deter others.

              Don't rob the state of £50,000 or you will have to pay it back at £9 per week.

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