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    Elephant man

    Theres this dweeb on our project. right plonker he is. We gave him 5.0 days work, he's taken 15 and still hasnt finished it.
    keeps banging on about how good he is. tosser. So we exiled him to the attic at the other end of the site, like elephant man. ha ha ha. what a nob
    keeps going on about sledges or somat ??



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Theres this dweeb on our project. right plonker he is. We gave him 5.0 days work, he's taken 15 and still hasnt finished it.
    keeps banging on about how good he is. tosser. So we exiled him to the attic at the other end of the site, like elephant man. ha ha ha. what a nob
    keeps going on about sledges or somat ??



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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Theres this dweeb on our project. right plonker he is. We gave him 5.0 days work, he's taken 15 and still hasnt finished it.
      keeps banging on about how good he is. tosser. So we exiled him to the attic at the other end of the site, like elephant man. ha ha ha. what a nob
      keeps going on about sledges or somat ??



      Is he short, with BO and no personality?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Is he short, with BO and no personality?
        he's a crack cage fighter, and it genius. he told me so himself




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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          he's a crack cage fighter, and it genius. he told me so himself




          Batty boy then. Yep that confirms it. EO I think you have MF on your project
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            It's a funny world. I'm spending my time posting on CUK and have stretched out a 5 day piece of work to 15 days. The saps I work with are so useless that the Chief Exec has given me my own office so I can concentrate on my work properly.

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