Imagine for a moment…

[Mich the Tester]

…that a fellow CUK user might be sitting in your room as you piss around making remarks about the various wierdos, knobheads, permies and possibly fit members of your favoured gender that surround you. That MILF sitting diagonally opposite me could be a CUK’er. Hmmm, what if she were to see my remarks about her pert bosom and voluptuous booty?

Have you ever found yourself on a project with another CUK’er?

[MarillionFan]

Just the once many years ago.

I was posting about some IT twat who nicked all of my testing equipment from a locked room,then denied it to which his reply was 'Maybe the IT fairies took it'.

That IT twat was Mordac. God rest his soul.

[mudskipper]

…that a fellow CUK user might be sitting in your room as you piss around making remarks about the various wierdos, knobheads, permies and possibly fit members of your favoured gender that surround you. That MILF sitting diagonally opposite me could be a CUK’er. Hmmm, what if she were to see my remarks about her pert bosom and voluptuous booty?

Have you ever found yourself on a project with another CUK’er?

I work with Bob Shawadiwadi.

[DimPrawn]

Just the once many years ago.

I was posting about some IT twat who nicked all of my testing equipment from a locked room,then denied it to which his reply was 'Maybe the IT fairies took it'.

That IT twat was Mordac. God rest his soul.

What happened to Mordac?

[Paddy]

…that a fellow CUK user might be sitting in your room as you piss around making remarks about the various wierdos, knobheads, permies and possibly fit members of your favoured gender that surround you. That MILF sitting diagonally opposite me could be a CUK’er. Hmmm, what if she were to see my remarks about her pert bosom and voluptuous booty?

Have you ever found yourself on a project with another CUK’er?

Yes,

[MarillionFan]

I work with Bob Shawadiwadi.

That reminds me. I keep referring to 'Bobs' when I see someone Indian on the TV. My 4 year old asked the waiter in the Indian the other day if his name was Bob.

[Mich the Tester]

What happened to Mordac?

Maybe someone should check that room where MF keeps his testing equipment.

[northernrampage]

I have a very close relative on here. I have no idea what his posting name is.

He'd probably disown me due to the whiny nature of some of my past posts. However, sometimes, I worry he's someone posting moronic comments that I can't stand, so it's probably best that we are keeping schtum.

[MarillionFan]

What happened to Mordac?

He reckoned that the board degenerated into a bunch of dickheads all trying to one up each other and spending most of their time talking rubbish. So he stopped coming.


(He named Milan!)

[Churchill]

I have a very close relative on here. I have no idea what his posting name is.

He'd probably disown me due to the whiny nature of some of my past posts. However, sometimes, I worry he's someone posting moronic comments that I can't stand, so it's probably best that we are keeping schtum.

Hey Cousin!