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    Things that make Britain weird

    slinkyMalinky

    She's got a point with Ice-cream vans, hasn't she? Do any other countries have this? Wonder if Oz does...
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

    #2
    There are ice cream vans all over southern Europe, the eastern Med and north Africa. They're just a bit smaller than in Britain and usually selling under the 'Ola' brand instead of Walls or Nestlé;



    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      I can confirm

      that there is an Ice-Cream van in Kanahooka (near Wollongon in Oz) and he sells very nice ice-cream.

      What's more, when he rings his bell it doesn't mean he's only got sprouts left!

      Sprouts seem to be unknown in Oz.

      Which is a shame.....

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        #4
        I've never seen a "Don't Walk" sign in the UK.

        I've only ever seen the Red man/Green man ones.

        Am I missing out here.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          I've never seen a "Don't Walk" sign in the UK.

          I've only ever seen the Red man/Green man ones.

          Am I missing out here.
          And if she thinks we obey them then she's never been to Germany.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            And if she thinks we obey them then she's never been to Germany.
            So true.

            Makes me chuckle everytime I see them stood beside a deserted road. You can see the cogs turning "I can see no cars but the man is still red... What should I do.."

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              #7
              Ice cream vans in Glasgow used to be owned by the crime families who used them to sell drugs. The turf warfare that ensued was called the Ice Cream Wars and resulted in many deaths, petrol bombed and shot up ice Cream Vans, someone poured petrol through a flat leterbox and killed a whole family.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                So true.

                Makes me chuckle everytime I see them stood beside a deserted road. You can see the cogs turning "I can see no cars but the man is still red... What should I do.."
                And even better, when you've had enough of pointless waiting you cross on the red man, to murmurs of incredulity from the massed potential crossers and sheer shock.

                Not one will break ranks tho.

                My big sin is forgetting not to walk on the Radhweg (sp.?) and hearing constant ringing in my ears...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  And even better, when you've had enough of pointless waiting you cross on the red man, to murmurs of incredulity from the massed potential crossers and sheer shock.

                  Not one will break ranks tho.

                  My big sin is forgetting not to walk on the Radhweg (sp.?) and hearing constant ringing in my ears...
                  You're lucky it's only the ringing. Most of them look like they'd happily run you down and kill you for having the nerve to not notice that you've stepped over the line.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    Ice cream vans in Glasgow used to be owned by the crime families who used them to sell drugs. The turf warfare that ensued was called the Ice Cream Wars and resulted in many deaths, petrol bombed and shot up ice Cream Vans, someone poured petrol through a flat leterbox and killed a whole family.
                    Duncan Bannatyne started out by running ice cream vans.

                    It's all starting to make sense.
                    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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