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The CUK When Will Wilmslow Commit Suicide Sweepstakes
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The CUK When Will Wilmslow Commit Suicide Sweepstakes
29January 20113.45%1February 20116.90%2March 20113.45%1April 20116.90%2May 20113.45%1June 20116.90%2July 20113.45%1August 20113.45%1September 20113.45%1October 20113.45%1November 20113.45%1December 20113.45%120123.45%1One of his ex-birds is going to knife him.27.59%8Wilmslow is ATW's Mum17.24%5 -
Sorry Churchill - I really object to this!!!
I'm sure he'll be murdered well before that happens...
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Originally posted by Tingles View PostSorry Churchill - I really object to this!!!
I'm sure he'll be murdered well before that happens...
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You missed out the killed by mafia, or murdered by neighbour options.......
if neighbour, will be on youtube as should be captured by the CCTVComment
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Where's the "eaten alive by a sex starved MaryPoppins" option?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhere's the "eaten alive by a sex starved MaryPoppins" option?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI don't think that's likely to happen.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostShe gone off him already? How fickle.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhere's the "eaten alive by a sex starved MaryPoppins" option?Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostOooh, I wish!! What a way to go......Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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