1 peeling an orange if you have a paper cut
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Also please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post1 peeling an orange if you have a paper cut
yeee-owww! Ow Ow.
Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAlso please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.
Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
Doing anything involving Orifices or Membranes"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Or Tiger BalmOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAlso please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.
Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
Also don't rub your eyes after rubbing it in either. FFS1
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Apparently harmless, but best avoided
I thought this was going to be a thread about meeting Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
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Even just going for a wee...Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Yoghurt. Lot's of yoghurt.
(à la Tom Sharpe's Wilt)If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Like a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?Originally posted by Churchill View Post
It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howlingIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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No I didn't drink it. Did I think about giving it to the cat, yeah.Originally posted by hyperD View PostLike a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?
It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
Anyway, gloves now, the only solution.Comment
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I had a recurring dream when a young man, inspired by a girl called Estelle posing on a beach in one of my mate's dad's dirty books.
I was giving her one in the sand and during the vinegar strokes the old todger popped out of the honey-pot and in my eagerness to 'finish the job' and re-establish connectivity I missed the target and dipped my shiny helmet in the sand.
I don't have dreams like that anymore, last night I was dreaming about SAN's and LUN's and AIX Logical Volume Management.Comment
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