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    Welcome MalcInTheMiddle

    everybody please join me to extend a warm cuk welcome to the forum's newest member (no pun intended)

    MalcInTheMiddle

    View Profile: malcolminthemiddle - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

    Milan.

    #2
    Thank you Mr Beans.

    Everyone seems much friendlier than I had been led to believe.

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      #3
      Do you like movies about gladiators?
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #4
        Do you lick the chutney spoon?

        Have you bled the radiators?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
          Do you like movies about gladiators?
          Yes sometimes depending on my mood.

          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Do you lick the chutney spoon?
          No, I don't like the taste

          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Have you bled the radiators?
          My pipes are serviced on a regular basis.


          Thanks for asking.

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            #6
            Originally posted by malcolminthemiddle View Post
            Yes sometimes depending on my mood.



            No, I don't like the taste



            My pipes are serviced on a regular basis.


            Thanks for asking.
            Welcome then!
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by malcolminthemiddle View Post
              Yes sometimes depending on my mood.



              No, I don't like the taste



              My pipes are serviced on a regular basis.


              Thanks for asking.
              For a moment I thought you were Milan's sockie.
              Then I noticed you have some semblance of grammar and spelling.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                For a moment I thought you were Milan's sockie.
                Then I noticed you have some semblance of grammar and spelling.
                Are you saying the Milan is a tape changing, .Net wanting to be, poor spelling, black head squeezing, passat driving, Milan signing, Eurozone living, warchest depleting, ill educating, tech support losing, permie living contractor wannabe?

                I think that's what your saying.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Are you saying the Milan is a tape changing, .Net wanting to be, poor spelling, black head squeezing, passat driving, Milan signing, Eurozone living, warchest depleting, ill educating, tech support losing, permie living contractor wannabe?

                  I think that's what your saying.
                  In a word.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    I have to admit and accept, Sas, is totally correct, my 'c' in gcse English doesn't enable to me to script prose to the level of my peermates in this forum

                    on top of this,

                    hat off to Gricer,

                    his command of English language is a pleasure to read

                    top marks

                    Milan.

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