Lucky me....

[cailin maith]

Just arrived in my email....

"Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl
Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!"

Along with a link to a website.

Wilmslow, want me to PM it to you?

[thunderlizard]

Russian marriage agencies work by having a pile of single women, and trying to match up single men with them as they fall down from the top of the screen one by one.

[Old Greg]

Just arrived in my email....

"Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl
Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!"

Along with a link to a website.

Wilmslow, want me to PM it to you?

It was Wilmslow.

[MarillionFan]

Lesbian action! On a Wednesday! In the afternoon!

COME ON!

[stek]

Seen the column adds on The Piratebay? "Russian girls - these girls will actively message you" and they have the most enormous norks, I don't recall any Slavic women on my travels with such impressive busoms.

Unless they're not real?

[Churchill]

Just arrived in my email....

"Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl
Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!"

Along with a link to a website.

Wilmslow, want me to PM it to you?

Erm, that time I borrowed your email address...

[Zippy]

Just arrived in my email....

"Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl
Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!"

Along with a link to a website.

Wilmslow, want me to PM it to you?

The tart! She tried to pull me last week.

[mudskipper]

She mailed me too.

Fortunately, so that I can take advantage of her kind offer, I also have emails inviting me to grow my truncheon, and remedies to keep said truncheon woody once it is grown.

[suityou01]

She mailed me too.

Fortunately, so that I can take advantage of her kind offer, I also have emails inviting me to grow my truncheon, and remedies to keep said truncheon woody once it is grown.

Just off for a

[Zippy]

The top of that Pot Noodle image went all vibraty when I looked at it.