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    I've got a numb toe.

    I've got a numb toe. I usually live in jeans and comfy trainer type shoes, but last week I donned short black dress and high heels for clientCo's Christmas party. Feet were, predictably, quite sore at the end of the evening, but now, 8 days later, my middle toe of my right foot is still numb. Feels sort of like it's got a plaster round it - slightly detached from the rest of my foot.

    Toe numbness can be caused by:

    # Toe paresthesias
    # Paresthesias
    # Nerve injury
    # Diabetic neuropathy
    # Multiple sclerosis
    # Cervical spondylosis
    # Peripheral vascular disease
    # Alcoholic neuropathy
    # Guillaine-Barre syndrome
    # SACD
    # Frostbite
    # Leprosy


    Can I sue clientCo?

    #2
    I take it from the fact that you wear black dresses that you are either a woman or Scottish? Not that it changes the diagnosis.

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      #3
      Recently both my hands and feet fell off for no reason whatsoever. It makes typing quite difficult now.

      I have dictated this response.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        I take it from the fact that you wear black dresses that you are either a woman or Scottish? Not that it changes the diagnosis.
        2/2.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Recently both my hands and feet fell off for no reason whatsoever. It makes typing quite difficult now.

          I have dictated this response.
          He's been a bird for ages TW.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Recently both my hands and feet fell off for no reason whatsoever. It makes typing quite difficult now.

            I have dictated this response.
            I believe you can get a pointy stick thing to attach to your forehead using a headband. Or you could try an economy version.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              I take it from the fact that you wear black dresses that you are either a woman or Scottish? Not that it changes the diagnosis.
              Never mind the flirting, you filthy-minded bugger!

              She wants redress, not undress.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Ummm. Being a support wannabee

                - have you checked you have a middle toe?
                - have you checked whether you have a plaster around it?

                Oh OK madam. Can you confirm the following

                - you are upright
                - you have a pulse

                Oh. OK.<out of script/ideas> One of our technical experts will be in touch shortly. <runs>

                Sue 'em, I say!!!!
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  I've got a numb toe. I usually live in jeans and comfy trainer type shoes, but last week I donned short black dress and high heels for clientCo's Christmas party. Feet were, predictably, quite sore at the end of the evening, but now, 8 days later, my middle toe of my right foot is still numb. Feels sort of like it's got a plaster round it - slightly detached from the rest of my foot.

                  Toe numbness can be caused by:

                  # Toe paresthesias
                  # Paresthesias
                  # Nerve injury
                  # Diabetic neuropathy
                  # Multiple sclerosis
                  # Cervical spondylosis
                  # Peripheral vascular disease
                  # Alcoholic neuropathy
                  # Guillaine-Barre syndrome
                  # SACD
                  # Frostbite
                  # Leprosy


                  Can I sue clientCo?
                  Wotthefarkisthat?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Wotthefarkisthat?
                    It does sound interesting ...

                    Is there a doctor in the house?
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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