Kate Middleton: I've got to gain weight before the wedding!

**thunderlizard** · 24 January 2011, 15:40

Cripes. She's taller than I am. She'll make good breeding stock for our giant alien lizard Royal Family.

**Spacecadet** · 24 January 2011, 15:57

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

She must be confident it's in the bag, don't women usually wait until after the wedding?

Kate Middleton: I've got to gain weight before the wedding! | Celebrity News | Now Magazine

Now magazine?
Is the Daily Wail off line today?

**northernladuk** · 24 January 2011, 15:57

Nice big pair of bumblies on display won't hurt the viewing figures. Shot from the top of the church down an ample cleavage will be well received.

**amcdonald** · 24 January 2011, 16:18

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

. Shot from the top of the church down an ample cleavage will be well received.

I don't think they'll allow you to crack one off in the church though

**TykeMerc** · 24 January 2011, 16:20

Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I don't think they'll allow you to crack one off in the church though

True, plus the Met Police snipers might take a dim, if telescopically enhanced, view, and a head shot (double the risk) if they noticed you lurking high up on Westminster Abbey or wherever the event is taking place.

**TimberWolf** · 24 January 2011, 16:42

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Nice big pair of bumblies on display won't hurt the viewing figures. Shot from the top of the church down an ample cleavage will be well received.

As Andrew is taking her up the aisle?

Kate Middleton: I've got to gain weight before the wedding!