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    One for the ladies.

    Ladies of CUK.

    Can one of you please explain the offside rule in football?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ladies of CUK.

    Can one of you please explain the offside rule in football?
    If you are after a fight, you are going to have to try a bit harder than that
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      If you are after a fight, you are going to have to try a bit harder than that
      So you don't know it then.

      NEXT!

      Andy Gray.

      PS : Nice tits btw.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Anyone of you into multivibrators:





        using nand gates?

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Anyone of you into multivibrators:





          using nand gates?
          For the JK flip-flop? Or all of it?

          Nice norks btw.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            For the JK flip-flop? Or all of it?

            Nice norks btw.
            The type that buzzes (astable).

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              The type that buzzes (astable).
              Not with that circuit it doesn't.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Doh! Just read the Sun (ok I looked at the pictures) and now I know what MF was on about.
                I'm sure we'll all feel better after a nice cup of tea.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Not with that circuit it doesn't.
                  It's the closest I could find in Google images. Just pretend that the AND gates are NAND gates and that the wires cross. Are you imagining a naughty multivibator now, or a monoflop?

                  Can you remember this stuff? I've forgotten what little I knew and never used.

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                    #10
                    Here's a hint for the ladies: the guys who run up and down the side of the pitch waving flags aren't official cheer-leaders.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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