The missus was looking at me funny when i got in on friday night. It turned out that she thought my packet of bubbly gum was a packet of condoms
she has a point as well
she has a point as well
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worst "I have a dick with massive girth" post."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs." -
You could try making a flavoured condom with bubblegum. Hubba Bubba might be best for a donkey like yourself.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Donkey my ass. My previous GF's called me 'Gorilla d1ck'
You should have seen me swagger, till one night I saw a David Attenborough program on breeding mountain gorillas in captivity
DA - 'the keepers drug the gorillas, then shove an electric probe up their bums in order to make them ejaculate. the females are then artificially inseminated. This process is key because natural insemination is rare in gorillas becuse they have unusually small penis's for primates, being on average one inch long'
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