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Donkey my ass. My previous GF's called me 'Gorilla d1ck'
You should have seen me swagger, till one night I saw a David Attenborough program on breeding mountain gorillas in captivity
DA - 'the keepers drug the gorillas, then shove an electric probe up their bums in order to make them ejaculate. the females are then artificially inseminated. This process is key because natural insemination is rare in gorillas becuse they have unusually small penis's for primates, being on average one inch long'
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