I can hear someone's HR assessment in the next room

[Mich the Tester]

It's turning a bit ugly; he's going on the defensive all the time. Shifty looking bloke; stares a lot.

Very unprofessional management to hold that meeting in a room with such thin walls.

[Old Greg]

It's turning a bit ugly; he's going on the defensive all the time. Shifty looking bloke; stares a lot.

Very unprofessional management to hold that meeting in a room with such thin walls.

Start masturbating loudly so they know they can be overheard.

[Mich the Tester]

Start masturbating loudly so they know they can be overheard.

Can't I make do with slurping my coffee instead?

[Old Greg]

Can't I make do with slurping my coffee instead?

As well, not instead. Masturbation will be a good indicator against client Direction and Control, as it will show you are not a permie.

[TestMangler]

As well, not instead. Masturbation will be a good indicator against client Direction and Control, as it will show you are not a permie.

You've never met a permie ****** ??????

Although, I can see your point about direction and control. They can tell him when and where to wank, but not how to wank

[ThomasSoerensen]

Can't you help the poor guy by shoulting some suggested responses.

[EternalOptimist]

do a loud cough bollocks cough, every time the HR guy chirps up. that should cheer the permie up no end

[Old Greg]

Can't you help the poor guy by shoulting some suggested responses.

You could be like the audience in Play Your Cards Right.

Higher, lower, not in this game.

[Doggy Styles]

Can't I make do with slurping my coffee instead?

That's exactly what I sound like anyway while masterbating.

[Old Greg]

You've never met a permie ****** ??????

Although, I can see your point about direction and control. They can tell him when and where to wank, but not how to wank

You've never read any Health & Safety policies, have you?

I've not met a permie ******* but I have certainly heard them. However, as I've been trying to sleep in the next cubicle at the time, I've hardly been in a position to complain.