Had a couple of extra glasses of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze. A good day to sit in a quiet spot.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad a couple of extra bottles of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze. A good day to sit in a quiet spot. -
Originally posted by stek View PostFTFYAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's Ok to keep some stuff to yourself you know MichPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad a couple of extra glasses of wine last night.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Originally posted by Flubster View PostFruit-based drinks are for the girlies only, not egg chasers. Stick to the ale...you know it makes sense. Oh, and have a couple of pints of water to tide you over.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad a couple of extra glasses of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze.
Now if you said you'd woken up with your forehead smelling of chicken tikka massala, I could tell you exactly what happened: you passed out in the curry shop.
(Talking of which, I have a damn good story about a Scot who can breathe through his ears...)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWTF were you drinking? Garlic wine?
Now if you said you'd woken up with your forehead smelling of chicken tikka massala, I could tell you exactly what happened: you passed out in the curry shop.
(Talking of which, I have a damn good story about a Scot who can breathe through his ears...)And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMind you, it might be the wasabi dressing I used to marinate the cod, or even the smoked beetroot sauce I squirted on the venison carpaccio.Comment
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I only ever see fatties sweating from the forehead.
Have you been working out lately Mitch?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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