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    Born to Learn

    When marketing goes bad......

    I really didn't need to wake up to that in my inbox. WTF is an "IT personality" anyway? One of ATWs fembots?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    After opening that link, I can see why most companies choose to use models.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #3
      Why isn't there a last slide with a blacked out figure, a picture of the Taj Mahal in the background and the name Bob at the bottom
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        "Rabeb" mobile 7 developer.

        Code:
        volatile extern int iTimetoExplode;
        
        
        while( !iTimetoExplode ) sleep( 1000 );
        Yep, seen her work before.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Why isn't there a last slide with a blacked out figure, a picture of the Taj Mahal in the background and the name Bob at the bottom
          Because they are Legion!!!

          Got an email advert recently for a "Code Generator". Its by-line was "Dollar Quality at Rupee Prices"...

          Made I larf.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            "Rabeb" mobile 7 developer.

            Code:
            volatile extern int iTimetoExplode;
            
            
            while( !iTimetoExplode ) sleep( 1000 );
            Yep, seen her work before.


            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              Oh dear.

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