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    Epic Fail

    Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier:
    "The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years..."

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    #2
    Nnnnooooooooooooo!!!

    NF!

    You've left yourself WIDE OPEN to a ...

    KUATB!

    How could you???

    My faith ... oh what is to become of the rest of us?

    Are you not well?

    Has someone hijacked your account?

    Oh, the humanity.

    <sob>
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Oh well, never mind

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Oh well, never mind
        It gone done here. But it did prompt a thread about ringtones where the likes of "Sex Bomb" and so on didn't get mentioned.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier:
          "The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years..."

          Saw the thread title and assumed this was about RCs trolling junkie thread.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Saw the thread title and assumed this was about RCs trolling junkie thread.


            No reach-around for you tomorrow night!
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


              No reach-around for you tomorrow night!
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Nick - I'm feeling like a right gooseberry. Fancy a pint?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Nick - I'm feeling like a right gooseberry. Fancy a pint?
                  How rude is that???

                  Fancy calling Nick a right gooseberry.

                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    How rude is that???

                    Fancy calling Nick a right gooseberry.

                    I am watching you Cranium, and your sockies.

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