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Joggy bottoms & masturbating in public

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    Joggy bottoms & masturbating in public

    As I was walking through the town centre one day in the week, I espied a young gentleman walking in the opposite direction.

    He was tall, slim, about 18 to 20, talking loudly into his mobile, and wearing standard-issue baggy grey joggy bottoms and a t-shirt.

    His left hand was firmly down the front of his kecks and he wasn't just counting his change, he was absent-mindedly bashing the bishop.

    Given this was in a busy shopping arcade with lots of people of all ages and most genders also walking around, it probably comes as no surprise to tell you people were stopping and staring at him.

    He, in return, was glaring back at people with that "Wot choo lookin' at?" stare that yoofs can put on at will. He seemed to be completely oblivious to the reaction he was caused.

    Mothers were turning their daughters away, teenage girls and lads were sniggering at him (and surreptitiously pointing their camera phones in his direction) and older folk either shaking their heads or smirking at him.


    How is it possible to walk through a public place and be unaware that one is masturbating?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    Was that in Staines by any chance?
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Was that in Staines by any chance?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        So where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          So where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?
          I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.




          (I had to Google that.)
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.

            (I had to Google that.)
            Maybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters...
              ... or even Asda Direct for just an ill octopus.

              Casual Tracksuit Bottoms | Casual | ASDA direct
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Maybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)
                I don't supply low grade trolls. I have standards.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Every self-respecting, al-fresco onanist should have a grubby mac, Shirley?
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    lots of people of all ages and most genders also walking around
                    Interesting turn of phrase.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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