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    Lucifer Box & young Damien?

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Lucifer Box & young Damien?
    LB had sex with a Klingon.

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      #3
      LB had sex with a Klingon.
      Then a chinese bird call Ching Chon
      He dressed as a gimp
      and had sex with a chimp
      and now has a child called King Kong

      I thank you.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Excellent MF. You should be on stage....

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          #5
          ....sweeping it...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.

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              #7
              On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
              Was a posting, simply obtuse
              The poster was Fungus
              His nose was Humungous
              and his wife was a right big fat moose

              I thank you.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan
                On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
                Was a posting, simply obtuse
                The poster was Fungus
                His nose was Humungous
                and his wife was a right big fat moose

                I thank you.


                I must be rude to you more often.

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                  #9
                  There once was a poster called Cojak
                  who was reknowned for her very large crack
                  it could swallow whole ships
                  when she opened her hips
                  and would wink when she lay on her back

                  I thank you
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Lucifer Box & young Damien?
                    Hello Zeity! Thank you for asking after evil incarnate, that's most considerate of you. I am pleased to announce His arrival last week, after a long and arduous labour for Mrs Lucifer. Both mother and baby are now doing well.

                    If anyone is interested in an alarm clock, I have one that would suit anyone aiming to get up at 9pm every evening and not looking to get off to sleep again before 4am the following morning.

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