The Anti-Australian thread

[Mich the Tester]

Seeing as I feel something of a gap in my life, not being particularly hateful toward muslims, black people, jews, christians, gay people, Irish people or anyone else, I've decided to set up a whole new form of discrimination so I can join in the fun of waking up every morning with someone to hate.

The Anti-Australian Movement

Why?

1. they keep sending drunken male prostitutes to this country who accuse innocent bankers of molesting them in the bogs.
2. they get alcohol withdrawal treatment on the NHS off our taxes
3. they can't play cricket







4. they can take a joke

[EternalOptimist]

Its very important to have someone to hate.

[Mich the Tester]

Its very important to have someone to hate.

Yes, but it's taken me about ooh, 9 minutes to get bored of it.

[Old Greg]

Seeing as I feel something of a gap in my life, not being particularly hateful toward muslims, black people, jews, christians, gay people, Irish people or anyone else, I've decided to set up a whole new form of discrimination so I can join in the fun of waking up every morning with someone to hate.

The Anti-Australian Movement

Why?

1. they keep sending drunken male prostitutes to this country who accuse innocent bankers of molesting them in the bogs.
2. they get alcohol withdrawal treatment on the NHS off our taxes
3. they can't play cricket







4. they can take a joke

I did read that Australian are numerically the largest national group of illegal immigrants in the U.K. However, as I don't particularly mind illegal immigrants, I will continue to look benevolently on our humourless cousins.

[amcdonald]

Its very important to have someone to hate.

Can't we hate the French instead, it's traditional and with no rational reason

[Spacecadet]

Seeing as I feel something of a gap in my life, not being particularly hateful toward muslims, black people, jews, christians, gay people, Irish people or anyone else, I've decided to set up a whole new form of discrimination so I can join in the fun of waking up every morning with someone to hate.

The Anti-Australian Movement

Why?

1. they keep sending drunken male prostitutes to this country who accuse innocent bankers of molesting them in the bogs.
2. they get alcohol withdrawal treatment on the NHS off our taxes
3. they can't play cricket
4. they can take a joke

5. They get bar jobs just as it gives them access to british girls to f**k, which means that when I (a bloke) want to get served I have to make sure that there isn't a single woman in sight who brucie boy doesn't want to keep waiting

[Old Greg]

Its very important to have someone to hate.

It's even more important to use apostrophes correctly, or so I understand.

[amcdonald]

It's even more important to use apostrophes correctly, or so I understand.

Grammar Nazi alert

[sasguru]

I have to say I think Australians are the loudest, stupidest, most philistine people on the planet. If Australia wasn't full of Australians parts of it would be a brilliant place to live

[Spacecadet]

I have to say I think Australians are the loudest, stupidest, most philistine people on the planet. If Australia wasn't full of Australians parts of it would be a brilliant place to live

Most of it is empty... which then begs the question: Why the **** do they insist on coming over here?