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    binge done

    Order of the day:

    1st set of mates turn up to celebrate chinese new year in pub

    2nd set of mates turn up, 1st set dont really gel with
    them so 1st lot fade out after several drinks and im left with 2nd set

    3rd set of mates turn up, 2nd set go home after too much booze

    Eventually 3rd set go home and im left with randoms

    I'm last man standing so i go home - via a brothel because i know they serve booze. I just had a beer. I don't even feel particularly p1ssed now.

    Now, im going to have some vitamin b to see if it overcomes tomorrows (today, its 6am) nightmare

    #2
    I've just realised that while typing out that last post, i p1ssed myself. I'm soaking.

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      #3
      I nearly pissed myself. Laughing.

      You're an alcoholic. Get some help.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I nearly pissed myself. Laughing.

        You're an alcoholic. Get some help.
        I laughed too when I read your post.

        I've just had some vegemist toast (vit B) ... a banana and a valium.

        Now i'm gonna see how i do tomorrow.

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          #5
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          I laughed too when I read your post.

          I've just had some vegemist toast (vit B) ... a banana and a valium.

          Now i'm gonna see how i do tomorrow.
          If you're sober enough to be on-line and typing out responses then you're an amateur.

          Must try harder.

          HTH

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            #6
            Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
            If you're sober enough to be on-line and typing out responses then you're an amateur.

            Must try harder.
            WaeiouS.

            It's still early.
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              #7
              Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
              If you're sober enough to be on-line and typing out responses then you're an amateur.

              Must try harder.

              HTH
              WHS^ Stick the barby on and cook yourself some proper tucker.
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                #8
                Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                I laughed too when I read your post.

                I've just had some vegemist toast (vit B) ... a banana and a valium.

                .
                Is that like vegimite, except you have it when you've p*ssed yourself?
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Is that like vegimite, except you have it when you've p*ssed yourself?
                  To be fair, it probably tastes the same either way.
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                    #10
                    7 hours later and i've woken up with no hangover. I was drinking from 9pm-5.30am.


                    Before going to bed i had:

                    2 pieces of vegemite toast...vitamin b

                    1 banana

                    1 valium ... which helped me sleep ... i find it hard to sleep after boozing these days

                    A pint or two of water


                    I feel ok...nowhere near as bad as usual. No sweats, no palpitations, not even a headache.

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