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Do agents think we're all complete idiots?

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    Do agents think we're all complete idiots?

    Two e-mails within 3 minutes;

    10:31 am To: Mich the Tester

    Functie Tester
    Functieniveau Senior
    Werklocatie Amsterdam
    Startdatum 14 februari 2011
    Verwachte einddatum 30 april 2011
    Aantal uren per week 40
    Publicatiedatum 9 februari 2011
    Max. prijs (euros) 55
    Verwachte sluitingsdatum 11 februari 2011
    Aanvrager Mr Greasy Bastard

    Aanvraagomschrijving
    Senior Tester within the TIGA Credits Production Project.

    * Assists the test manager in defining the activities that need to be performed and how they are related to one other.
    * Assists the test manager in defining the specifications of the required test infrastructur.
    * Assists the test manager in estimating the test effort for all tests.
    * Responsible for the quality assurance within bla bla bla
    10:34 am To: Mich the Tester


    Agent: Mr Swindlebum
    Functie: Tester Senior
    Aantal plaatsen: 1
    Aantal uur: 40 uur per week
    Publicatiedatum: 09-02-11
    Startdatum: 14-02-11
    Einddatum: 30-04-11
    Standplaats: Amsterdam
    Max. inkooptarief (EURO): 65

    Functie omschrijving

    As Senior Tester you will assists the test manager in defining the activities that need to be performed and how they are related to one other
    Tasks:

    · Assists the test manager in defining the specifications of the required test infrastructur

    · Assists the test manager in estimating the test effort for all tests

    · Responsible for the quality assurance within bla bla bla
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    They believe the client when they say the role is not with any other agent. Sweet really
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #3
      It just means they really want you. I'd wait a couple more emails
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        I guess the answer to the question in the topic line is "Yes", but as long as the feeling is mutual we are all happy. Right?
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #5
          Given that they keep 20% of the money for having done 2% of the work, I expect they do.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Two e-mails within 3 minutes;
            well, we must be as the market has changed significantly in the 20 or so years i've been working and no one (including me) has been able to do anything about it.

            but I am trying.

            I use linked-in, networks, internet etc and the LAST thing I will do is put a job out to market.
            Cloud Computing - Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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              #7
              Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
              Given that they keep 20% of the money for having done 2% of the work, I expect they do.
              Is that how society should work in your eyes, you get paid only based on how much work you do, or how hard you work? So miners get paid more than CEOs, etc?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                I was answering the question "Do agents thing we're all complete idiots?". I was not answering the question "In your eyes, how should society work?"

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