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    Wear a dress.

    Bollocks.

    Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
    my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
    people.

    Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bollocks.

    Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
    my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
    people.

    Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
    You can't.
    They're probably used to you being an unprofessional loony anway
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Bollocks.

      Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
      my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
      people.

      Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
      shout WHICH ADDRESS?

      WHERE IS THE ADDRESS?

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        #4
        Originally posted by aussielong View Post
        shout WHICH ADDRESS?

        WHERE IS THE ADDRESS?
        Start singing the Birdy Song, it can't be any worse.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Just punch the first person to mention it in the face.


          Oh, you've tried that. hmmmm not sure then.

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            #6
            Might just have to come clean - in this instance the truth sounds far better than any attempt to pass this one off as normal..
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Bollocks.

              Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
              my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
              people.

              Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
              You are set for life my friend. Cock your head to one side, drool a little and speak with an impediment (more so than usual).

              Firstly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not pick on you.
              Secondly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not measure you by the same yardstick as say someone less deficient.

              Make hay while the sun shines.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                If you're at a public sector client, you've got the perfect excuse for them to never date think about not renewing your contract

                The dreaded diversity policy
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  You are set for life my friend. Cock your head to one side, drool a little and speak with an impediment (more so than usual).
                  Firstly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not pick on you.
                  Secondly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not measure you by the same yardstick as say someone less deficient.

                  Make hay while the sun shines.
                  Just tried that.

                  Somebody walked passed and said 'Hi Sasguru'
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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