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    It looks like romance is dead

    I just got an email offering "special valentines savings"

    From 192.com

    Isn't that encouraging stalkers?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    I have just got an email about a Valentine's Day Special from BatteryForce, my wholesale supplier of batteries.

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      #3
      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      I have just got an email about a Valentine's Day Special from BatteryForce, my wholesale supplier of batteries.
      Are you a lonely single woman with a large collection of dildos?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Are you a lonely single woman with a large collection of dildos?
        Go fore mains powered; it's cheaper
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          Go fore mains powered; it's cheaper
          Compressed air is much better.............
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
            Go for mains powered; it's cheaper
            Do they really exist?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Do they really exist?
              it's called rechargeable dear
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                it's called Sybian dear
                ftfy
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Do they really exist?
                  Course! I've got one in my work handbag which handily plugs into the mains on my desk
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Course! I've got one in my work handbag which handily plugs into the mains on my desk
                    There's no point in being discreet really, the only downside is when you have to send an e-mail around the office when you forget your charger to see if anyone has one that will fit your gadget
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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