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    I just sicked up a little in my mouth

    On a conference call, and this arselicker just coined a new phrase (new for me anyways)

    "Value added synergies"

    I "ga-vomited" (gagged and vomitted).

    Had to ruin your Fridays with this. Please please please drop this into conversation today to ruin other people's Fridays.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    On a conference call, and this arselicker just coined a new phrase (new for me anyways)

    "Value added synergies"

    I "ga-vomited" (gagged and vomitted).

    Had to ruin your Fridays with this. Please please please drop this into conversation today to ruin other people's Fridays.
    Punch the bastard. Or just send him a fooking great invoice.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Punch the bastard. Or just send him a fooking great invoice.
      He's in Pakistan. It would be worth the flight just to tw@t him.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        He's in Pakistan. It would be worth the flight just to tw@t him.
        Just ask him if he's done the needfull and realigned his synergies
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #5
          Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
          Just ask him if he's done the needfull and realigned his synergies
          He speaks beautiful English. No accent.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            He speaks beautiful English. No accent.
            He's probably called Dave and is from Dagenham. Had to move to Pakistan & call himself Abdul to get a job.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Posters who coin the phrase "Roughty Toughty" should also look out.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                He's probably called Dave and is from Dagenham. Had to move to Pakistan & call himself Abdul to get a job.
                People from Pakistan called Abdul do tend to speak better English than people from Dagenham called Dave.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  People from Pakistan called Abdul do tend to speak better English than people from Dagenham called Dave.
                  +1
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    You should have stopped him and asked him to explain.

                    I wonder if he could, or would he gave called you disconjoined from the group synergistic paradigm vision? (i.e. a c**t)

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