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suityou01
12th February 2011, 13:24
Since getting up, I went into the kitchen to get SY04 a juice and stubbed my little pinky toe (right foot) on a leg of the kitchen table.

Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.

Moments later I'm washing up a pan in the sink, turn to attend to a curry on the stove and smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud.

I tell you what house, I'll get you for this :ladybags:

Or could it be I've got a bad luck virus?


http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB6b_QJsKo


http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHLOo1WgDQ

milanbenes
12th February 2011, 13:27
my house is beginning to depress me

it's a damn money pit and just swallows money no matter how much I chuck at it

damn, when will it end ?

I can now see that when we were renting full-furnished we were much richer than we are now !


Milan.

RichardCranium
12th February 2011, 13:35
Were you still drinking when you were posting at 2 a.m. this morning?

Could there be any correlation between that and your motor ability today?

:rolleyes:

suityou01
12th February 2011, 13:36
my house is beginning to depress me

it's a damn money pit and just swallows money no matter how much I chuck at it

damn, when will it end ?

I can now see that when we were renting full-furnished we were much richer than we are now !


Milan.

You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party.

Accommodation near Knutsford Cheshire, Northwich - Aston Park House (http://www.astonparkhouse.co.uk/)

suityou01
12th February 2011, 13:40
Were you still drinking when you were posting at 2 a.m. this morning?

Could there be any correlation between that and your motor ability today?

:rolleyes:

Right, I need to top up. http://www.comeonyouspurs.com/public/style_emoticons/default/SM_drink.gif

RichardCranium
12th February 2011, 13:44
You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party.

my friends fetish website guests bum whip (http://www.astonparkhouse.co.uk/)Dungeon party? Hey, that's another good idea. People are always on the lookout for venues for wargaming and role-playing games (http://www.wizards.com/DND/).

amcdonald
12th February 2011, 13:51
:tumble:
Dungeon party? Hey, that's another good idea. People are always on the lookout for venues for wargaming and role-playing games (http://www.wizards.com/DND/).

Aka LARP

RichardCranium
12th February 2011, 13:58
Aka LARPI was thinking table-top (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RPG-2009-Berlin-2.jpg) (hey, they've got a chick in their group!) rather than dressing up and running about playing cowboys and indians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_action_role-playing_game).

But I can see the appeal in your choice, too.

http://hellinahandbasket.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/larp-kill.jpg

minestrone
12th February 2011, 14:15
Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.


It is closed to stop you getting into the lounge.

milanbenes
12th February 2011, 14:36
Since getting up, I went into the kitchen to get SY04 a juice and stubbed my little pinky toe (right foot) on a leg of the kitchen table.

Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.

Moments later I'm washing up a pan in the sink, turn to attend to a curry on the stove and smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud.

I tell you what house, I'll get you for this :ladybags:

Or could it be I've got a bad luck virus?


http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB6b_QJsKo


http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHLOo1WgDQ






hmmmm,

comes to mind.....


Frank Spencer



Milan.

RichardCranium
12th February 2011, 14:37
Is the furniture getting its own back on you...

... for wetting the bed?










Soz. :o Couldn't resist.

milanbenes
12th February 2011, 16:08
Dick,

that's the second time you've made me laugh out loud today

:laugh

Milan.

xoggoth
12th February 2011, 17:07
smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud

This is normal behaviour for cooker extractor shrouds and they always target the bald spot. I bash my bald spot so often on household projections (another enemy is the glass bathroom shelves on either side of the mirror) I am usually too embarassed to go to the hairdresser because of the hideous scabs.

suityou01
12th February 2011, 17:07
hmmmm,

comes to mind.....


Frank Spencer



Milan.

The resemblance is uncanny. SY02 even looks like Betty. Phwaaaaaar. <pumps arm> :D

milanbenes
12th February 2011, 17:14
good on yer :wink

Milan.

MarillionFan
12th February 2011, 19:20
Is the furniture getting its own back on you...

... for wetting the bed?


Soz. :o Couldn't resist.

Don't mess with Suity he's one of the roughest toughest posters on here.

He's no longer a bedwetter. He's vying for top dog position of the board.

Put those pool balls down!

amcdonald
12th February 2011, 19:27
I bash my bald spot so often on household projections

That's the best euphamism for wanking I've heard for a while