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Could my house stop beating me up please?

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    Could my house stop beating me up please?

    Since getting up, I went into the kitchen to get SY04 a juice and stubbed my little pinky toe (right foot) on a leg of the kitchen table.

    Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.

    Moments later I'm washing up a pan in the sink, turn to attend to a curry on the stove and smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud.

    I tell you what house, I'll get you for this

    Or could it be I've got a bad luck virus?

    http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB6b_QJsKo

    http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHLOo1WgDQ
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    my house is beginning to depress me

    it's a damn money pit and just swallows money no matter how much I chuck at it

    damn, when will it end ?

    I can now see that when we were renting full-furnished we were much richer than we are now !


    Milan.

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      #3
      Were you still drinking when you were posting at 2 a.m. this morning?

      Could there be any correlation between that and your motor ability today?

      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #4
        Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
        my house is beginning to depress me

        it's a damn money pit and just swallows money no matter how much I chuck at it

        damn, when will it end ?

        I can now see that when we were renting full-furnished we were much richer than we are now !


        Milan.
        You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party.

        Accommodation near Knutsford Cheshire, Northwich - Aston Park House
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Were you still drinking when you were posting at 2 a.m. this morning?

          Could there be any correlation between that and your motor ability today?

          Right, I need to top up.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party.

            my friends fetish website guests bum whip
            Dungeon party? Hey, that's another good idea. People are always on the lookout for venues for wargaming and role-playing games.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Dungeon party? Hey, that's another good idea. People are always on the lookout for venues for wargaming and role-playing games.
              Aka LARP
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #8
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                Aka LARP
                I was thinking table-top (hey, they've got a chick in their group!) rather than dressing up and running about playing cowboys and indians.

                But I can see the appeal in your choice, too.

                Last edited by RichardCranium; 12 February 2011, 14:01.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.
                  It is closed to stop you getting into the lounge.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Since getting up, I went into the kitchen to get SY04 a juice and stubbed my little pinky toe (right foot) on a leg of the kitchen table.

                    Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.

                    Moments later I'm washing up a pan in the sink, turn to attend to a curry on the stove and smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud.

                    I tell you what house, I'll get you for this

                    Or could it be I've got a bad luck virus?

                    http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB6b_QJsKo

                    http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHLOo1WgDQ





                    hmmmm,

                    comes to mind.....


                    Frank Spencer



                    Milan.

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