Lesson One: how to feel old...

[stek]

Explaining to your 15 yo son that you actually had to get up and 'turn over' an LP, it doesn't 'just know'....

Previously we've had;

1. How do you press the buttons on those old phones with a circle?

2. Does a fax machine actually send the paper?

3. Did you have colours in the 60's? Yes, we did tho there was only actually Technicolor not colour we have now. However if you where born 'oop Narf' it was still B&W until 1971 or you bought a licence - big money in Bolton so we stayed B&W until 1976 when I bought a red and green jumper and cost my mum loads.

Youth of today, and I've not started on the pit yet and I have watched Angela's Ashes recently....

[minestrone]

I remember asking my Mum is there was colour when she grew up.

[norrahe]

Explaining to your 15 yo son that you actually had to get up and 'turn over' an LP, it doesn't 'just know'....

Previously we've had;

1. How do you press the buttons on those old phones with a circle?

2. Does a fax machine actually send the paper?

3. Did you have colours in the 60's? Yes, we did tho there was only actually Technicolor not colour we have now. However if you where born 'oop Narf' it was still B&W until 1971 or you bought a licence - big money in Bolton so we stayed B&W until 1976 when I bought a red and green jumper and cost my mum loads.

Youth of today, and I've not started on the pit yet and I have watched Angela's Ashes recently....

[stek]

Bolton is in LANCASHIRE - how dare you!!

[mudskipper]

My lot bought me some beers for my birthday.

Half way through I think I've spotted a theme.

So far I've drunk:

Old Thumper
Old Crafty Hen
Old Empire

Still to go I've got:

Old Bob
Old Hooky
Old Peculiar

Hmmmm.....

[thunderlizard]

Bolton is in LANCASHIRE - how dare you!!

And it is especially important for Lancastrians to remind everybody of this, now that it is in Greater Manchester.

4. While listening to Pulp "Disco 2000" with some younger friends: 'What was "woodchip"?'

[mudskipper]

I remember asking my Mum is there was colour when she grew up.

I think that's quite a common one. Makes sense when you think about it.

[mudskipper]

4. While listening to Pulp "Disco 2000" with some younger friends: 'What was "woodchip"?'

Get them to watch 'Homes under the Hammer'.

My youngest was completely confused by the concept a film camera. "What, like you can video stuff?"

[stek]

My lot bought me some beers for my birthday.

Half way through I think I've spotted a theme.

So far I've drunk:

Old Thumper
Old Crafty Hen
Old Empire

Still to go I've got:

Old Bob
Old Hooky
Old Peculiar

Hmmmm.....

But that's feeling young - you could get and amazing bird drinking quality ales, I've always said that, check my Agency'

http://www.russianbirdswotlikemenwit...odrinkbeer.com

Russian women like:

1. Men who like beer

1. Men with tits

1. Men who want to shag their mothers

Get one!

[mudskipper]

But that's feeling young - you could get and amazing bird drinking quality ales, I've always said that, check my Agency'

http://www.russianbirdswotlikemenwit...odrinkbeer.com

Russian women like:

1. Men who like beer

1. Men with tits

1. Men who want to shag their mothers

Get one!

Well, I've got the tits.