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xoggoth
17th February 2011, 20:59
This Sky news item shows the impact of CyberCrime.

Cost of UK Cybercrime Revealed: Industry Main Victim Of Web Crooks | Business | Sky News (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Cost-of-UK-Cybercrime-Revealed-Industry-Main-Victim-Of-Web-Crooks/Article/201102315934874?lpos=Business_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15934874_Cost_of_UK_Cybercrime_Reveale d%3A_Industry_Main_Victim_Of_Web_Crooks)

Brainstorming session. If you lot were in charge what would you do to cut it down?

PS Apart from buy a Mac, we'll take that one as read.

DimPrawn
17th February 2011, 21:07
Lock up all the Cybermen. ***** the lot of 'em.

:mad

minestrone
17th February 2011, 21:31
Identity Cards.

DimPrawn
17th February 2011, 21:46
Identity Cards.

:rollin:

MarillionFan
17th February 2011, 22:08
A long powercut.

DimPrawn
17th February 2011, 22:12
Get AtW to create a Cybercrime "SKA" and then wait 15 years. Or maybe a bit longer.

Clippy
17th February 2011, 22:33
Break the internet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrQUWUfmR_I) - problem solved.

amcdonald
17th February 2011, 22:48
Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option

TykeMerc
18th February 2011, 00:25
Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option

That's cruel and abnormal punishment in anyone's book, downright evil!

MarillionFan
18th February 2011, 07:41
Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option

Make it Deborah Meeden and you've got a deal

xoggoth
18th February 2011, 10:48
You could probably escape hidden in Cherie Blair's mouth.