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Study Strengthens Link between Virus and Weight Gain

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    Study Strengthens Link between Virus and Weight Gain

    Now I ain't fat and am as fit as a butchers dog, but thought some of you unfit fat fsckers might gain some small measure of consolation from this article.

    Study Strengthens Link between Virus and Weight Gain
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

    #2
    Originally posted by threaded
    Now I ain't fat and am as fit as a butchers dog,
    Yeah right

    So now you fatsos want to blame a virus rather than excessive consumption of pies?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      He's not fat

      Originally posted by sasguru
      Yeah right

      So now you fatsos want to blame a virus rather than excessive consumption of pies?
      He's big-boned.
      Another pie, anyone?
      Why not?

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        #4
        Don't be so quick to dismiss this theory. I am fervently of the opinion that I have contracted this virus from my Mother-in-law. I used to be convinced that she had done this via one of her spells, but am much happier with a scientific explanation. I would consider sueing her if she had any money!!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Aha

          Now I know why I went from a muscle-bound Adonis to a wobbly great big f@cker when I got a job in an office full of fat people. I caught it from them!

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            #6
            Originally posted by bfg
            Now I know why I went from a muscle-bound Adonis to a wobbly great big f@cker when I got a job in an office full of fat people. I caught it from them!
            Nothing to do with the pile of cakes on the central table whenever there was a birthday, a religious festival or someone in the office then?

            We now have cakes in meetings. So I eat a lighter lunch.

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              #7
              Cake retention!

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                #8
                You are Not Safe!

                You surf adult related sites...Many files are stored on your hard drive...These files show what sites you have visited... eliminates them all!

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                Last edited by ferret; 4 June 2006, 11:02.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost


                  got the bit about surfing porn sites right though...
                  www.sublimemovies.com

                  allegedly.......

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                    #10
                    I think someones been telling pork pies.

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