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OwlHoot
22nd February 2011, 15:07
I've been walking a couple of miles each way between the B&B and clientco, and recently noticed a light red area developing on each cheek. :emb

I don't remember them being there before (except when I'd had a few drinks). But Googling the symptoms turns up nothing definite, which is a bit worrying.

Any ideas what it might be? I think I've also lost some weight, which is even more worrying, and a small blister appeared on one foot. :eek:

Mich the Tester
22nd February 2011, 15:08
Do up your zip before going outside.

MaryPoppins
22nd February 2011, 15:10
I skimmed that post and first thought you were talking about walking home via a red light area.

Read it again and am of the same mindset.

MarillionFan
22nd February 2011, 15:11
I've been walking a couple of miles each way between the B&B and clientco, and recently noticed a light red area developing on each cheek. :emb

I don't remember them being there before (except when I'd had a few drinks). But Googling the symptoms turns up nothing definite, which is a bit worrying.

Any ideas what it might be? I think I've also lost some weight, which is even more worrying, and a small blister appeared on one foot. :eek:

Does it look like this?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/386618327_a3229e66ce.jpg (SFW)

If so I think you've been forgetting to clean off your makeup from the previous nights cross dressing.

MaryPoppins
22nd February 2011, 15:13
Does it look like this?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/386618327_a3229e66ce.jpg (SFW)

If so I think you've been forgetting to clean off your makeup from the previous nights cross dressing.

Nice to know you trannies understand about proper cleansing.

MarillionFan
22nd February 2011, 15:15
I skimmed that post and first thought you were talking about walking home via a red light area.
Read it again and am of the same mindset.

MP. Is this you and you're buddies hanging around a red light district?

http://velocity.t-nation.com/forum_images/d/e/de6a5_ORIG-Midgethookers.jpg

Just asking like?

MaryPoppins
22nd February 2011, 15:17
MP. Is this you and you're buddies hanging around a red light district?

http://velocity.t-nation.com/forum_images/d/e/de6a5_ORIG-Midgethookers.jpg

Just asking like?

Course it is - you come past every night asking what you can get for a quid.

MarillionFan
22nd February 2011, 15:17
Course it is - you come past every night asking what you can get for a quid.

Do you ever short change people? :rollin:

PRC1964
22nd February 2011, 15:19
I'm no expert, but you've definitly got AIDS.


Causes of Cheek rash:

The following medical conditions are some of the possible causes of Cheek rash (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/cheek_rash.htm). There are likely to be other possible causes, so ask your doctor about your symptoms.


Heat rash (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/h/heat_rash/intro.htm)
Contact dermatitis (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/c/contact_dermatitis/intro.htm)
Measles (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/m/measles/intro.htm)
Chickenpox (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/c/chickenpox/intro.htm)
HIV infection (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/h/hiv_aids/intro.htm)
Atopic dermatitis (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/a/atopic_dermatitis/intro.htm)
Dry skin (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/d/dry_skin/intro.htm)
Bacterial meningitis (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/b/bacterial_meningitis/intro.htm)
Medications (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/risk/medications.htm)
Q fever (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/q/q_fever/intro.htm)
Eczema (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/e/eczema/intro.htm)
Discoid lupus erythematosus (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/d/discoid_lupus_erythematosus/intro.htm)
Slapped-cheek syndrome (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/medical/slapped_cheek_syndrome.htm)
Acne (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/a/acne/intro.htm)
Reaction to medication
Erythema infectiosum (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/h/human_parvovirus_b19_infection/intro.htm)
Other causes of rash
Rosacea (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/r/rosacea/intro.htm)
Acne vulgaris (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/a/acne_vulgaris/intro.htm)
Impetigo (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/i/impetigo/intro.htm)


Causes of Cheek rash - WrongDiagnosis.com (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/cheek_rash/causes.htm)

MaryPoppins
22nd February 2011, 15:19
Do you ever short change people? :rollin:

No. You do though, in a manner of speaking. (According to Mrs MF)

Zippy
22nd February 2011, 15:25
I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

Sorry mate :hug:

Bunk
22nd February 2011, 15:28
Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

It's a wonder he has any friends left.

suityou01
22nd February 2011, 15:32
I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

Sorry mate :hug:

Or he has impetigo from the towels at the B&B :tongue

xoggoth
22nd February 2011, 16:05
Ask zietghost, probably maggots hatching or something.

EternalOptimist
22nd February 2011, 16:36
Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

It's a wonder he has any friends left.

Come on now, I never claimed to be a doctor. But I am an expert on tropical disease and afflictions. The last time I heard of anyones cheeks going red like this it was a Southern limp wristed shandy Drinker visiting the far North for a contract.

Lets ask the patient 'are you a Southern poofter ?'





:rolleyes: