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    Bullsh1t bingo

    So far on a call I've heard the following;

    Hit the gas
    Access the value stack
    Rightsourcing (twice)
    Industrialise the assets



    #2
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    So far on a call I've heard the following;

    Hit the gas
    Access the value stack
    Rightsourcing (twice)
    Industrialise the assets


    Shame you're on the phone; it's difficult to stab someone if he isn't in the same room.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      I hope you have been doing some blue sky thinking and pushing the envelope.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        You would never have guessed that I work on a building site with the following:

        Just bang it up & worry later,
        what f****** drawing,
        no one told me about that
        That’s a variation that is
        Who cares if its dot & dab or nailed
        What is CSCS (major H&S requirement)
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          You would never have guessed that I work on a building site with the following:

          Just bang it up & worry later,
          what f****** drawing,
          no one told me about that
          That’s a variation that is
          Who cares if its dot & dab or nailed
          What is CSCS (major H&S requirement)
          That's about standard actually
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            So far on a call I've heard the following;

            Hit the gas
            Access the value stack
            Rightsourcing (twice)
            Industrialise the assets


            Can you play my card for me?

            If have :

            Value added synergies
            Low hanging fruit
            Bandwidth
            Moving forwards

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Can you play my card for me?

              If have :

              Value added synergies
              Low hanging fruit
              Bandwidth
              Moving forwards

              done

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                #8
                "involving learning on the project excellence journey"

                "interacting with learning consultants in the PM space."

                FFS!

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                  #9
                  Lots of common sense for a man without a proper surname;

                  http://www.businesswings.co.uk/artic...ness-bulltulip
                  Last edited by Mich the Tester; 23 February 2011, 10:01.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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